etirabys:

argumate:

etirabys:

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

the-suburban-craft:

devvaugn:

my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

everydayconman:

mystereoheart:

bananonbinary:

tilthat:

TIL an old lady who bumped into Stephen King in the supermarket told him she didn’t like his writing and she preferred uplifting movies like Shawshank Redemption. When King told her he wrote that too, she replied ‘No, you didn’t.’, causing King to momentarily doubt that he was indeed the author.

via reddit.com

same energy

mjalti:

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,

goth-aunt:

benepla:

chuzzus:

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

An era

clarrkey:

carpenters3:

medieval peasant walking into a cathedral: okay wig

snarlfurillo:

melanin-khaleesi:

elslehughes:

Zahra LARI (UAE) Asian Winter Games 2017 SP | read her story here

I WANTED TO BE AN ICE SKATER WHEN I WAS LITTLE BUT DIDNT THINK I COULD BC OF THE OUTFITS BUT !!!!!!!’

^^^^^^
why I always reblog Muslim ladies doing sports

nikadd:

a-them-fatale:

laughconfetti:

proto-homo:

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

Same energy

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

tvhousehusband:

You can see Daniel Levy almost break thanks to the genius that is Catherine O’Hara’s delivery. Plus, her pronunciation of enchiladas was gold.